accidentally. while I was wearing them.

The neighbor at work has a very large pitbull. Frida is a TANK. a WUB MACHINE.

When I pull in in morning she normally pop up in the picture window of the apartment, barks, then drops down and pops back up with a toy about two seconds later. PLAY WITH ME.

anyway, my dog does not like Frida and likes to try and eat her. (mana is an idiot) Frida barks at her since she's being barked at!

now, to the pants...

I had just come out and put Mana in the car. Around the corner comes Kristen with frida.
Mana: BARK BARK BARK.
frida: ??? BARK BARK BARK BARK

Frida also starts towing Kristin as she's just had hand surgery so really can't maintain a decent grip on the leash. She asks me to get the apartment door since she's down to one functioning hand.

I come over and open the door, Frida is torn between towing Kristin over to come get pets and barking at Mana. BARK BARK BARK!

Kristin loses her grip on Frida runs into me with her mouth open. Mouth clothes on fold of fabric and kristin tries to pull her back. This just results in a hole in my pants before frida opens her mouth for more barking.

OMG DID SHE BITE YOU!?!

No, I'm fine. she collided with me while barking. This has happened more than once with Mana, both times while I was wearing shorts so I ended up with small bruises on my shin. Since Frida collided with mostly fabric, I didn't end up with any bruises.

So I got to drive home with a large hole in the front of my pants. fortunately they were pants I was considering throwing out anyway due to a smaller, less visible hole.

I suspect kristin's going to be flailing around and going "I'm so sorry!" for days.